Misty likes getting naked anywhere and everywhere, but out in nature and/or in public are her favorites. So when she visited the Jersey side of the Hudson River, it seemed like a good spot to do a little strip tease. There were a few passer-bys who stopped to watch, but it must’ve been a low traffic day on the river walk because there were plenty of times where she didn’t even have to worry about anyone watching  as she pulled her pants down and flashed her tits. Although, who knows if anyone was watching from up in an office skyscraper with binoculars on the NY side.  They got quite the show if they were.

Yesterday was National Donut Day, and while most of the world was busy NOT celebrating… I was. Honoring the donut on its official holiday isn’t difficult, in fact, I like to honor them all year round as few things in life are better than good donuts. Sex is better yes, but you know what? You can have donuts and sex at the same time and that’s called, Donut Sex. You’ll be hearing more about that soon.

In the meantime, if anyone has good pics of hot girls with donuts please send them my way. It doesn’t have to be X-rated, but the naughtier the better. Here’s the only video of two girls sharing a donut I’ve found so far.

I love girls with big natural breasts. I think girls who have titanic tits are somewhat different than the rest. There’s something about they life they’ve had to lead, walking around with big boobs, which separates them from regular girls somehow. The thing is, not only does every man with at least one good eye notice you everywhere you go, but so do other women. In fact, there’s probably just as much or more staring from other women who envy girls blessed with humongous hooters. I thought this pic was funny because it’s like Brittany is looking down smiling at the other girl with tiny tits. She knows the other girl would KILL to have her ta-tas.

Google is great for many reasons and here’s one more.  A great way to kill 20mins, or more depending on how determined you are, is to try searching for an interesting oxymoron and enjoy the ensuing random search result fun. Today is Sunday so I went for “Church porn”.  Of course, the first result was the infamous XXXChurch, who preach against the evils of pornography. Good for them. Apparently even Andrew Conru has been converted. Seriously, I’m glad to see someone is doing God’s work. I just think demographically speaking, maybe they should focus their conservative message a little more on the red states.
Their site design is really nice, I’ll say that much.

Now back to looking for church porn. Seems like I’m getting a lot of search results linked to articles about preachers, pastors, and other members or the clergy, and how they’re involved in scandals relating to porn - kiddie porn. Oh well, 5 pages in and still nothing scathingly secular and overly sexual.  I guess that’s a good thing. Out of all the perverted porno on the www, it seems nobody is willing to secure the lowest seat in hell by producing hardcore porn in a church… yet.

Lastly, in searching for “church porn” I did come across an interesting online book with a chapter dedicated to reaffirming what we all of course already know, that masturbating is gay.

in two months I’ll be celebrating the annual culmination of what started on June 23, 19(not telling) … my birthday! 30 some odd years ago, I was brought into this world by a loving family who did their very best to raise me with an upbringing designed to create a son they’d be proud of.  I think they did alright.  I mean, I’m healthy, intelligent, successful, trustworthy, strong-willed, good-looking, compassionate, witty, and not the least bit egotistical.

I’ve started to not like my birthday.  It happened somewhere after 26, as it does for most of us.  Of course, some people will tell you, “age is just a number” or “it happens to all of us”, which are both true statements.  However, they’re cold comfort when you have to realize another 365 days of your precious time on Earth has come and gone.  You’re one birthday closer to your last…. you’ll never get that time back and… Ok, ok… so it’s not really that bad. I’m just trying to get you to feel sorry for me so you’ll buy a bigger present. Really big. Think shopping pallet, not cart.

Oh and I almost forgot, yesterday was Earth Day. To conserve water, I didn’t shower!